"I Want To Grow Old And Fat With You" an Anti-Greeting Card

Getting old is no fun. Let your significant other know that it’s okay that you’re going to get all old and gross and wrinkly and fat. Because the important thing is you’re doing it together.


About Our Cards

Each of our cards is professionally printed on 324gsm thickness, Mohawk Superfine quality card.

In the interests of sustainability, our cards are printed on demand and are not typically kept in stock.

We aim to print, pack and despatch all orders within 24 hours of receiving your order (excluding weekends).