"Congratulations on the Parasite..." an Anti-Greeting Card

Ideal for the expectant parents who haven’t realised what they’ve gotten themselves into.


About Our Cards

Each of our cards is professionally printed on 324gsm thickness, Mohawk Superfine quality card.

In the interests of sustainability, our cards are printed on demand and are not typically kept in stock.

We aim to print, pack and despatch all orders within 24 hours of receiving your order (excluding weekends).