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Sure, divorce is difficult. But that’s not necessarily a reason not to celebrate.
Getting pregnant is something teenagers manage to do without even trying, and they can’t even hire a car in Europe! Help expectant parents come to terms with the fact that their sex act isn’t all that and a bag of crisps.
A simple sentiment, for when you want to wish a happy birthday to your best bitch.
For some people, the mere act of existing is enough to make them feel weak. Acknowledge their pain and suffering with this handy birthday card.
Designed for dealing with the chronic whiners.
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