"How Are You Not Dead Yet?" an Anti-Greeting Card

When you’re shocked that Grandpa Joe is still kicking about, send him this charming birthday card.

Ideal for anyone over the age of 25!


About Our Cards

Each of our cards is professionally printed on 324gsm thickness, Mohawk Superfine quality card.

In the interests of sustainability, our cards are printed on demand and are not typically kept in stock.

We aim to print, pack and despatch all orders within 24 hours of receiving your order (excluding weekends).