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A simple sentiment, for when you want to wish a happy birthday to your best bitch.
It’s a versatile little insult, “suck it.” Show your friends, family and/or loved ones what you actually feel about them sometimes with this nice little card. Shaded in an earthy green to bring them off their high horses.
Designed for dealing with the chronic whiners.
No one likes cancer. That should go without saying. But if you have someone dealing with the happy horse shit that is cancer, show them your support with this blunt card.
Getting old is no fun. Let your significant other know that it’s okay that you’re going to get all old and gross and wrinkly and fat. Because the important thing is you’re doing it together.
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