"Awfully Snooty" an Anti-Greeting Card

So much attitude in this world. Look, we were (most) all shot through a vagina at one point, covered in blood and shit and everything else that birthing entails. Use someone’s birthday to bring them down a peg or two.

Celebrate the day your brother/sister/parent/grandparent/neighbour was expelled from a vagina with this versatile little card.


About Our Cards

Each of our cards is professionally printed on 324gsm thickness, Mohawk Superfine quality card.

In the interests of sustainability, our cards are printed on demand and are not typically kept in stock.

We aim to print, pack and despatch all orders within 24 hours of receiving your order (excluding weekends).