We like Twitter. It’s a great place to try and condense the thoughts and feelings of an entire lifetime of suffering into 280 characters.
As a side note, did you know that despite the increase of allowed characters per tweet from 140 to 280 (in 2017), the average number of characters per tweet is still only 33 characters? I’m sure you’ll sleep better tonight knowing that tidbit of information.
Now I’m guessing you came here because you were interested maybe in our collection of anti-greeting cards. We welcome you, and offer some of our designs for your enjoyment: