"A Baby Seal Walks Into a Club..." an Anti-Greeting Card

It’s not really a card for any occasion, although does that technically make it a card for any occasion? Anyway, some people might get a little chuckle out of this rather crude little joke, so we’ve put it on a card.


About Our Cards

Each of our cards is professionally printed on 324gsm thickness, Mohawk Superfine quality card.

In the interests of sustainability, our cards are printed on demand and are not typically kept in stock.

We aim to print, pack and despatch all orders within 24 hours of receiving your order (excluding weekends).