rude birthday card messages
£3.99So much attitude in this world. Look, we were (most) all shot through a vagina at one point, covered in blood and shit and everything else that birthing entails. Use someone’s birthday to bring them down a peg or two. Celebrate the day your brother/sister/parent/grandparent/neighbour was expelled from a vagina…
£3.99A simple sentiment, for when you want to wish a happy birthday to your best bitch.
£3.99For some people, the mere act of existing is enough to make them feel weak. Acknowledge their pain and suffering with this handy birthday card.
£3.99When you’re shocked that Grandpa Joe is still kicking about, send him this charming birthday card. Ideal for anyone over the age of 25!
£3.99It gets to a point in life where, really, it’s shocking that someone is still with us at all. In times like this, this card will fit perfectly.
£3.99It goes without saying that there comes a point in everyone’s life where they don’t need to be reminded how old they are. Then again, where would the fun be in that? Poke fun at the elderly with this simple declaration: you’re old!