It’s not really a card for any occasion, although does that technically make it a card for any occasion? Anyway, some people might get a little chuckle out of this rather crude little joke, so we’ve put it on a card.
It’s a versatile little insult, “suck it.” Show your friends, family and/or loved ones what you actually feel about them sometimes with this nice little card. Shaded in an earthy green to bring them off their high horses.
A card for all occasions: whether your brother has stolen your favourite trainers, your boyfriend keeps leaving his beard trimmings in the sink, or your best friend just won’t stop literally sucking people off. Let your friends and loved ones know how you really feel about them with our versatile…