Alright, this one’s only for those with a darker sense of humour. For the love of God, don’t buy this card if you don’t think the person receiving it will find it funny.
Cancer is a bitch. Tell it to fuck right off with this card. Unfortunately, it won’t do anything to cure cancer, but fuck it, it might bring some spirits up.
No one likes cancer. That should go without saying. But if you have someone dealing with the happy horse shit that is cancer, show them your support with this blunt card.