Just because something is coloured in pretty pastels doesn’t mean it’s beyond the reach of being horribly offensive and rude. Our “Offensive Pastel” range of cards cover all occasions, from births to deaths – the whole life cycle!
It’s not really a card for any occasion, although does that technically make it a card for any occasion? Anyway, some people might get a little chuckle out of this rather crude little joke, so we’ve put it on a card.
So much attitude in this world. Look, we were (most) all shot through a vagina at one point, covered in blood and shit and everything else that birthing entails. Use someone’s birthday to bring them down a peg or two. Celebrate the day your brother/sister/parent/grandparent/neighbour was expelled from a vagina…
You could buy this for your girlfriend, if you wanted to spend an evening sleeping in the spare room. Alternatively, buy it for a friend whose devil-may-care lifestyle well into her 30’s is admirable, if not just a little awkward at this point.