This Father’s Day, remind daddy dearest that you owe him a lot. You’re really grateful for your life, and you appreciate the fact you came straight from his balls.
Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t do something. Unless that something is illegal. Or icky. This Christmas time, let your rude flag fly, and swear away.
Getting old is no fun. Let your significant other know that it’s okay that you’re going to get all old and gross and wrinkly and fat. Because the important thing is you’re doing it together.
Facebook Mums…you know who you are. If you’ve got a friend who’s expecting, maybe just get them this card. Give them the heads up: no one likes Facebook Mums.