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      It’s not really a card for any occasion, although does that technically make it a card for any occasion? Anyway, some people might get a little chuckle out of this rather crude little joke, so we’ve put it on a card.

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      Designed for dealing with the chronic whiners.

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      Are emos still a thing these days? You’ll have to forgive this elderly lady. The 2000’s were such a long time ago, but they’ve never really left me.

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      You could buy this for your girlfriend, if you wanted to spend an evening sleeping in the spare room. Alternatively, buy it for a friend whose devil-may-care lifestyle well into her 30’s is admirable, if not just a little awkward at this point.

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      Everyone loves a drama queen. Buy for a friend, or just for yourself.

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      It’s a versatile little insult, “suck it.” Show your friends, family and/or loved ones what you actually feel about them sometimes with this nice little card. Shaded in an earthy green to bring them off their high horses.

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      This one’s personally for me. For Kitty. 100% for Kitty. Because I’ve turned into a plant freak recently, and this is my way of dealing with it: to take the piss.

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      A card for all occasions: whether your brother has stolen your favourite trainers, your boyfriend keeps leaving his beard trimmings in the sink, or your best friend just won’t stop literally sucking people off. Let your friends and loved ones know how you really feel about them with our versatile…