It’s not really a card for any occasion, although does that technically make it a card for any occasion? Anyway, some people might get a little chuckle out of this rather crude little joke, so we’ve put it on a card.
You could buy this for your girlfriend, if you wanted to spend an evening sleeping in the spare room. Alternatively, buy it for a friend whose devil-may-care lifestyle well into her 30’s is admirable, if not just a little awkward at this point.
It’s a versatile little insult, “suck it.” Show your friends, family and/or loved ones what you actually feel about them sometimes with this nice little card. Shaded in an earthy green to bring them off their high horses.
A card for all occasions: whether your brother has stolen your favourite trainers, your boyfriend keeps leaving his beard trimmings in the sink, or your best friend just won’t stop literally sucking people off. Let your friends and loved ones know how you really feel about them with our versatile…