Cards
£3.99Cancer is a bitch. Tell it to fuck right off with this card. Unfortunately, it won’t do anything to cure cancer, but fuck it, it might bring some spirits up.
£3.99It’s not really a card for any occasion, although does that technically make it a card for any occasion? Anyway, some people might get a little chuckle out of this rather crude little joke, so we’ve put it on a card.
£3.99Getting cancer sucks, for sure. But what also sucks is the American Healthcare System. As a small mercy, at least folks living in the UK and the rest of the world don’t have to go bankrupt in order to get cancer treatment. So you don’t have to go all Walter…
£3.99This Father’s Day, remind daddy dearest that you owe him a lot. You’re really grateful for your life, and you appreciate the fact you came straight from his balls.
£3.99Alright, this one’s only for those with a darker sense of humour. For the love of God, don’t buy this card if you don’t think the person receiving it will find it funny.
£3.99So much attitude in this world. Look, we were (most) all shot through a vagina at one point, covered in blood and shit and everything else that birthing entails. Use someone’s birthday to bring them down a peg or two. Celebrate the day your brother/sister/parent/grandparent/neighbour was expelled from a vagina…
£3.99No one likes cancer. That should go without saying. But if you have someone dealing with the happy horse shit that is cancer, show them your support with this blunt card.
£3.99A simple sentiment, for when you want to wish a happy birthday to your best bitch.
£3.99Save your loved one the disappointment of opening a card to find it empty; tell them on the front instead.
£3.99Sometimes, the best way to say something is to just come out with it. Express your true feelings this Christmas season.
£3.99Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t do something. Unless that something is illegal. Or icky. This Christmas time, let your rude flag fly, and swear away.